February 2012
frodoshoot:
if i was famous i’d literally spend all of my time replying to people on twitter and reading fics about me
"Wait, so you're actually happy just sitting... →
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me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
Have you ever been so mad you threw a computer at... →
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Hot guy: You're pretty
Me: What kind of sick joke is this
tumblr user: i hate high school everyone is judgmental and mean
tumblr user: *reblogs a photo of a girl* wow what a fat skank lmao kill yourself bitch
me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate
i was trying to follow this perfect blog but instead it saw this
help??
Whenever someone says Chris Brown is paying for...
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
teacher: what?
Me: what?
500daysofbac0n:
to all the tumblr users that constantly complain about followers or not getting notes:
